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Jan
15
9gag: Black is not a color What episode is this from?

9gag:

Black is not a color

What episode is this from?

Jan
11

What if Fred were filipino?

In that case… he wouldn’t be Fred, he would be “Pred” xD

Jan
04

lol im talking to a korean dude on chatroulette

goodness this is fun. LOL

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9gag: Obama Sushi holy smokes batman, GIMMEEEE!

9gag:

Obama Sushi

holy smokes batman, GIMMEEEE!

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fuckyeahstrangefinds: Don’t freak out! [They’re] just mini marshmallows poked on the ends of a lollipop stick and dipped in melted butterscotch chips! (by saucy dragonfly) LOL this is genius. Next Party I’m gonna make these.

fuckyeahstrangefinds:

Don’t freak out! [They’re] just mini marshmallows poked on the ends of a lollipop stick and dipped in melted butterscotch chips! (by saucy dragonfly)

LOL this is genius. Next Party I’m gonna make these.

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:( he stuffed snow in my hat, so i stuffed snow in his face. :)

:( he stuffed snow in my hat, so i stuffed snow in his face. :)

Dec
31

Shaqueeza..

hellojulia:

shaqueeza:

hellojulia:

Sure what eva the fck you say fool.

Im also gonna steal your theme :D

WTF you stole my theme!!! >.

Hey I said I was gonna, but unfortunately I changed it AGIAN.

lawlll. look for another layout then. xD shaqueefa is a jocker. jkjkjjkjk xD

Dec
29
shaqueeza: Yeah, that’s my dog. Spike. He is nearly four years old and weights approx. 100lbs. Yeah, I know he’s HUGE. He’s a Labrador/boxer, according to the dude who sold him to us. But many people think that he’s this and not that and lalala. Today, well 10mins ago he just destroyed our side yard door.. Both of them. But before that I was in the backyard with him. I was petting him and all, then I came back inside to find his treats. I came back outside empty handed because I couldn’t find his treats nor could I even find Spike. So I left assuming he just wanted to stop playing and on my way back upstairs I notice outside the window that there’s a dog that looked exacty like Spike- and it was. I was frightened. I didn’t know what to do. So I called my little brother Dave for help (not mom cuz I didn’t want to disturb her slumber) and I told him “bring some kind of food for Spike! He’s outside infront of our neighbors house!” My brother rushed and I told him to go after Spike (not me cuz last time I handled him in the front yard he dragged me across 2 lawns.) Dave got him, gave him the chicken wing that he brought and handled Spike very calmly (tho his feet were numb due to the cold cement where his feet were bare and pale). After that I ran to them with a leash for Spike, attached the leash to his collar, and I walked him back inside the house feeling very tense and frightful. When we got settled inside the house, I told Dave to check outside to seek for evidence on how Spike escaped. It was then when we found out that he had broken both our side yard doors. Mom woke up. Now Dave and Mom are fixing the broken door that Spike had broken and I’m here.. Blogging next to that beasty dog. sigh The End. That’s my homie Spike. Actually, my dog’s homie. But mine too cuz he basically jumped on me for a month or so every day. lol

shaqueeza:

Yeah, that’s my dog. Spike. He is nearly four years old and weights approx. 100lbs. Yeah, I know he’s HUGE. He’s a Labrador/boxer, according to the dude who sold him to us. But many people think that he’s this and not that and lalala.

Today, well 10mins ago he just destroyed our side yard door.. Both of them. But before that I was in the backyard with him. I was petting him and all, then I came back inside to find his treats. I came back outside empty handed because I couldn’t find his treats nor could I even find Spike. So I left assuming he just wanted to stop playing and on my way back upstairs I notice outside the window that there’s a dog that looked exacty like Spike- and it was. I was frightened. I didn’t know what to do. So I called my little brother Dave for help (not mom cuz I didn’t want to disturb her slumber) and I told him “bring some kind of food for Spike! He’s outside infront of our neighbors house!” My brother rushed and I told him to go after Spike (not me cuz last time I handled him in the front yard he dragged me across 2 lawns.) Dave got him, gave him the chicken wing that he brought and handled Spike very calmly (tho his feet were numb due to the cold cement where his feet were bare and pale). After that I ran to them with a leash for Spike, attached the leash to his collar, and I walked him back inside the house feeling very tense and frightful. When we got settled inside the house, I told Dave to check outside to seek for evidence on how Spike escaped. It was then when we found out that he had broken both our side yard doors.

Mom woke up. Now Dave and Mom are fixing the broken door that Spike had broken and I’m here.. Blogging next to that beasty dog.

sigh The End.

That’s my homie Spike. Actually, my dog’s homie. But mine too cuz he basically jumped on me for a month or so every day. lol

Dec
24

God’s Answers.

me  gusta.

des1ree:

jeskarock:

It’s impossible = All things are possible (Luke, 18;27)

I’m too tired = I will give you rest (Matt, 11:28-30)

Nobody really loves me = I love you (John, 3:16)

I can’t go on = My grace is sufficient (II Cor, 12:19)

I can’t figure things out = I will direct your steps (Prov, 20:24)

I can’t do it = You can do all things (Phil, 4:13)

I’m not able = I am able (II Cor, 9:8)

It’s not worth it = It will be worth it (Rom, 8:1)

I can’t forgive myself = I forgive you (I Jn, 1:9 & Rom, 8:1)

I can’t manage = I will supply all your needs (Phil, 4:19)

I’m afraid = I have not given you a spirit of fear (IITim, 1:7)

I’m always worried and frustrated = Cast all your cares on Me(IPet, 5:7)

I don’t have enough faith = I’ve given everyone a measure of faith (Rom, 12:8)

I’m not smart enough = I give you wisdom (ICor, 1:30)

I feel all alone = I will never leave you or forsake you (Heb, 13:5)

Well put. I love this :)

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just a few things that WON’T make you seem cool.

LOLOLOLOLO this is truuuee to the max. especially the uke and henny biznissss

gieebaby:

tweeena:

ameriee:

katrinacaacbay:

melissasaurus:

imaginasean:

-bopping, oh and just cause you walk around with that xxi bag it doesnt change anything.

-flannel, im pretty sure you’re not gna go cut down some trees today so you can leave the picnic table at home with the rest of your collection

-corny ass away mssgs. guys/girls, the only person you should be cute with is him/her. your love life is not based on you’re aim buddy list.

-walking around playing your ukulele. oh you must get laid all the time for that huh? no? okay stop.

-turfing.

-v necks, showing your collar bone to the world is not doing anyone a favor

-complaining about how badly you need a haircut even though we all know you’re going to look exactly the same once you do get one.

-taking a picture of you holding a bottle of hen. cheese, ok done. now put it back on the shelf

-folding your beanie up 3 times then putting it on the tip of your head. the pope is the only person who can pull this off. sorry

-walking like a penguin. i dont understand why people buy skinny jeans AND a belt to only sag them down to their knees and walk like they do. (while still wearing that belt)

-white gummy. just because its on the “secret” menu doesnt mean its the best beverage on the planet. stop acting like it’s orgasmic. same goes for animal fries

-gauges. the bigger they are, the more of a hypebeast you are.

-watching a 3d movie and taking the lense out of the real d glasses and wearing the black plastic frame everywhere. seriously, why?

-modern warfare 2. im sure everyone knows how great it is by now. you dont need to talk about how much you play it.

-brand new nike sbs. notice that i said brand new, because you dont skate in them-_-

-axe body spray. you are not sponsored by axe so stop spraying a whole bottle on yourself everyday.

-winnie the pooh cell phone charms. yeah i guess they’re cool… of you’re gay.

-flipping cameras off. like foreal, what did that camera ever do to you?

that’s all for now. idk, its just what i think about somethings and somethings you should think about. have fun, kids!

why i <3 me some amador. hahahahaha. pretty much a summary of my old blog. AWESOME.

LOL OMG I AGREE WITH MOST OF THESE. LOL and it reminds me of some people i know,hahaahahahah

they alll made me hellla laugh! ahahaha

that is so sad cus im like that hahahahaah but seriously tho thats how people are why do people judge hahaha